Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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