My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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