Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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