is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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