I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
mondays should just be called national damage control day
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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