Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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