Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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