does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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