Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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