the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I am midnight drunk by noon
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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