I'm really into asian looking animals
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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