I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.