we're blogging at a bar
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out