She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat