Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?