I just saw a hot homeless man
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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