I want you more than these girls want KFC
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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