suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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