So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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