and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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