There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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