evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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