Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out