Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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