how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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