I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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