garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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