real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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