But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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