I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Randomize
