You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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