He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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