In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I wish there were birth control emojis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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