The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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