You just made me feel so damn special
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Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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