I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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