i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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