my soul wont recognize me after tonight
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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