The maid of honor just puked.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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