Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Randomize
