mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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