I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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