you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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