I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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