this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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