He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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