weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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