i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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