I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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