I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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