Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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