Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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