i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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