How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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