She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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