Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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