you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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