have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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