ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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