Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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