She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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