words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Randomize
